Chuck Norris Summer Residence in Dublin

zuletzt aktualisiert am 05.01.2010

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Then he pointed to a German fighter plane with his finger and shot it down by yelling: Bang!   Well, now that you know all this, you can come and stay with us.   In fact Chuck Norris is camouflaged as a student accommodation for most of the year, but for the summer it casts its skin and shows its lion's teeth and turns to be the world's most glamorous hotel on Dublin's Clonskeagh Road, a mere ten minutes bus ride from the city centre.   We have 7 rooms, they all have beds in them, and floors and four walls each and one door.   We also have a three bedroom apartment with a kitchen on the top floor. It's quite big, and every room has a ceiling. Feel free to go from the bedroom to the kitchen, from the corridor to the bathroom if you wish, or even vice versa.   The entire house, from the ground to the top is surrounded by fresh air!   Seeing and shocked by all the luxury we provide, the Pan-World All International Hotel and Hostel Guest, Staff and Owner Joint Alliance has decided to award us the unprecedented 8 stars, one more than Dubai's Jumeirah Hotel, two more than Bangkok's Shangri-La, and three more than an average Ritz.   Brand new opening, the super extra bonus hit of the summer of 2009. You can't see the reviews for one simple reason: the computer does not understand ratings higher than 100%. Chuck is currently working on a new software generation.

Wegbeschreibung

If you are coming from the airport, we recommend you to take the Aircoach Bus and stop in Donnybrook, Rugby Stadium, a 5 minutes walk along Eglinton Road, turn left at the end, we are the third house on the left. (8 Euros – journey takes 30 minutes)

You can also take nr 41 or 16A to O’Connell Street (2.20 Euros), then switch to 11, 11A or 11B, they stop right in front of our Guesthouse! (1.60 Euros). Journey time 1-1.30h, depending on the traffic.

Taxi costs 25-30 Euros, depending on the number of passengers, and the traffic. Best option for four or more people. In Dublin there are 5, 6, 7 or 8 seater taxies in operation, although not as frequently as regular cars.

Car:
Follow the signs to the city centre, reach O'Connell Street, cross the river, drive on Dame Street, turn left on George's Street, keep driving straight for about 2 km (the street name is changing to Amiens, then Camden street). Reach the Canal, turn left immediately, drive along the canal for a little bit, turn right on Ranelagh Road, drive straight through Ranelagh Village and on to Sandford road. You will pass an Esso garage on your left hand side and you will then pass through the junction of Egglington Road and Milltown Road. You are now on Clonskeagh Road and we are in the first building on the left, the 3rd house in the building. Please ring the bell next door at Ashfield House.

Chuck is waiting for you. Good luck.